friend: Nine is my doctor
friend: who’s your doctor ?
me: river song
Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English
I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)
The X-Files (Rebooted): The Complete Tenth Season
Ever since I’ve heard of the potential happenings of a shortened reboot of The X-Files series, I’ve been so hopeful and excited. A faux season 10 DVD cover came to be, and then I began thinking about episodes, and this happened…
Their End, Our Beginning [10x1]
Mulder and Scully are back and the X-Files are re-re-re-reopened when a series of seemingly random victims of various ages and states of health begin dying with no comprehensible cause of death.
Black and Gold [10x2]
Scully’s faith is put to the test when she and Mulder investigate the bizarre claims of a man who professes premonitions of the second coming of Christ.
When Demons Hide [10x3]
A horrifying creature begins terrorizing the town of Lead. When the residents claim it’s the work of a manticore, it’s up to Mulder and Scully to prove (or disprove!) its dangerous existence.
Mulder succumbs to the seductive allure of the Georgia Guidestones, the haunting seven-language structure proclaiming the mysterious ten principles of the universe.
A serial killer with an inexplicable ability to be in multiple places at once sends Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Doggett, and Reyes on a desperate quest to prevent more deaths.
Mulder and Scully have a literal out-of-body experience when a strange occurrence in an urban town results in their switching bodies with each other.
Day of Reckoning (Part 1) [10x7]
Mulder and Scully are reunited with their son and must make the ultimate decision.
Saecula Saeculorum (Part 2) [10x8]
Mulder and Scully must deal with the choices they’ve made regarding William’s fate…and perhaps their own as well.
H O W ?!
the amount of time this person put into finding the right glasses and making sure they had the amount of water they needed so they had the right pitch is amazing.
THIS FUCKING FANDOM SEES NO LIMITS
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DONT GET ANYTHING NEW FOR 284728 YEARS
hahaha this is great!
This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.
This is so important
How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.
I like this better than the anti-smoking advertisements on TV that try to scare the shit out of you.